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10¢ No. 1 · Fine Art · Illustration · Woodworking

The Obsessive, Meandering Creations of Jen Reid!

Good evening, art lovers! Pull up a chair… she probably built it herself. Tonight’s tale concerns a woman who could have simply bought nice things — but didn’t!

Something…
smells…
Funny!!
Illustration of a startled red-haired woman in vintage comic style
100%
Real
Art!
Not Approved By Any Code Authority
In This Issue: Paint! Ink! Sawdust! And Other Unspeakable Obsessions!

Three Tales of Terror… and Craftsmanship

One artist. Three departments. A complete and total lack of restraint. Pick a door.

DEPT. 1: FINE ART [PAINTING PHOTO]

“The Painting That Wouldn’t Dry!”

Oil on canvas. Very serious. Please stroke your chin while viewing.

DEPT. 2: ILLUSTRATION [ILLUSTRATION PHOTO]

“The Ink That Knew Too Much!”

Pen, ink, watercolor and a deeply unhealthy relationship with very tiny brushes.

DEPT. 3: WOODWORKING [FURNITURE PHOTO]

“The Chair That Came Back!”

Furniture with tapered legs and strong opinions. All ten fingers still accounted for.

Plus! A Bonus Feature!

“Whatever She’s Into This Month!” Could be pottery. Could be sign painting. Nobody, including the artist, knows how this one ends.

THIS OLD GARAGE PRESENTS

Tales From the Workshop

Measure twice. Cut once. Swear thrice. Midcentury-minded furniture, built one joint at a time.

IT BEGAN, AS THESE THINGS DO, WITH A PERFECTLY NICE BOARD…

[PHOTO: RAW LUMBER]

THEN CAME THE IDEA. A TERRIBLE, WONDERFUL IDEA!

[PHOTO: SKETCHES]

…WHICH WAS PROMPTLY ABANDONED AT 2 A.M.

Bzzzt! [PHOTO: WORK IN PROGRESS]

AND FROM ITS ASHES ROSE… SOMETHING BETTER!

[PHOTO: FINISHED PIECE]
[PHOTO OF JEN REID, ideally holding a power tool menacingly]
MEANWHILE, IN A GARAGE THAT SMELLS FAINTLY OF LINSEED OIL…

Who Is Jen Reid?

[A SHORT BIO GOES HERE — where she’s from, what she makes, how she got started.]

[A SECOND, SHORTER PARAGRAPH — influences, materials, or the one project that went gloriously sideways.]

Known hobbies: making things. Also, making other things.

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