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There’s prayer candles a-plenty out there, nowadays. But ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to our “Say Yer Prayers” candles.
Burn this candle in memory of that poor misunderstood giant ape, the great and mighty KONG!. He was a “king and a god” in his world, one who gave his life for our morbid curiosity.
Celebrate in his name, and ask that Saint Simian forgive us our trespasses!
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This candle is dedicated to the spirit of Sweet Saint Simian! In memory of that poor misunderstood giant ape, the great and mighty KONG!. Kong was a “king and a god” in his world, and he gave his life for our curiosity.
May our prayers be heard, and the sinners be saved!! Oh Sweet Saint Simian, save us sinners!!
Ladies and gentlemen, look at Kong, the Eighth Wonder of the World!
King Kong – 1933
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